yes I was! And thank you so much I just went and fixed it thank you it slipped my mind.
The beauty of properly organized candy. #SourPatchKids #ocd #organized #candy #organized food
So #sourpatchkids have blue now. #amazing #candy #win #blue #fuckyellow #maynards
Sour then sweet they said.
#candy #sourpatchkids #sweet #sour
a mix for when you feel like your cells are on fire and everything surrounding you has turned to ash [x]
i. icarus - bastille ii. r u mine? - arctic monkeys iii. switzerland - daughter iv. blood bank - bon iver v. dna (unplugged) - little mix vi. no light, no light - florence & the machine vii. why’d you only call me when you’re high? - arctic monkeys viii. laura palmer - bastille ix. holocene - bon iver x. i’ll drown - soley xi. i’m through - ingrid michaelson xii. the woods - daughter xii. love the way you lie - skylar grey xiii. heavy in your arms - florence & the machine
I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.
WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?
tiny snake don’t kill
tiny snake friend
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.
Yo who the fuck do you think came up with those moves but strippers? Show some respect you clueless little nitwit. Your transgressive hobby was created, developed, and perfected by the very women your snotty ass is deriding, and we do it in eight inch heels, without lessons, learning as we go in front of live audiences.
Arrogant little fools want an edgy and cool hobby that was created by marginalized women and instead of honoring that history or showing respect they sanitize it, do it barefoot in sports bras and gym shorts with splayed feet, and talk about how they’re BETTER than us?
i saw a stripper spin around a pole while another stripper her rode her like she was a surboard. it was amazing. strippers are amazing.
strippers are hardcore athletes and dancers and sex workers. I can barely WALK in my pleasers and these badasses do pole tricks in them. Show some respect!
SAY IT AGAIN SAY IT AGAIN